Cha jokes

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching.

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!

Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

A: Cha-Ching!

What do you call a rich Asian?

A cha-ching.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Bone."

"Bone who?"

"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."

Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.

Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...

"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.