Cha jokes

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching.

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!

Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

A: Cha-Ching!

What do you call a rich Asian?

A cha-ching.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Bone."

"Bone who?"

"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."

Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.

Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...

"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."