Census Bureau jokes

My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.