Census Bureau jokes

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?

If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.