Celery jokes

My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

Go Kermit, toaster bath.

I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

One man's pet is another man's dinner.