Catholic orphanage jokes

Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?

Because the children kept calling me "daddy."

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.

When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."