Casanova jokes

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.