Cartography jokes

Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!

Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.

What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.

Flat Earthers