Cartography jokes

Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!

Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.

Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"

Woman two: "Did that work?"

Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."

What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.

I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.

Flat Earthers