Cape

Cape Jokes

Orphan

I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.

Two orphans fighting in the rain.

Orphan

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

Bed

Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?

Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...

Batman

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

Batman

Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.

Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide