why shouldnt orphans get a phone?
they would get stuck in a app because they cant find the home button
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."
what do blind kids and orhans have n common? both cant see their parents
I told a crippled guy he is immortal cause he cant kick the bucket
a kid named timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike and the kid said i cant use it my butt hurts
whats george floyds newest song i cant breath
whats big and white and cant climb trees? a fridge
Why cant Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat
why cant orphans play base ball A. because they cant get a home run
Shut the fuck up u fat bitch u always like to roast others but u cant walk up the stairs whithout passing out u fat stupid bitch and i caught you break into someones house just to steal a peace of candy fat ass bitch.
Whats a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid
The both cant here there parents
why did jesus die a the diving olympics? because he cant go through wter
your so ugly iven a snapchat filter cant fix it
i cant think of any jokes.
Why cant orphans use iphones? They cant find the home button.
why cant orphans play baseball? cause they cant run home
why cant asians have a white baby cause two wongs dont make a white
How many women does it take to change a light bulb? none they cant change anything
