What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
Canning Jokes
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
I can hear the whole world booing me.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
What is a magic school?
A school that can fly.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
