What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up suck a big dick
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up give a blowjob
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
Hey can i tell you a joke about pencils never mind its pointless.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Patient: “Doctor, my bottom hurts.”
Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?”
Patient: “Right around the entrance.”
Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance, it will hurt.”
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
My grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
Did you know, that a orphan can take a selfie and family photo at the same time.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.
Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”
“Under my bench,” he replies.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
