Cannible jokes

What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Five Guys.

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.

What does a cannibal call people in water?

Sea food.

What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.