Buses jokes

What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.

Do your buses run on time?

No, they run on diesel.

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Why do orphans live on buses?

They never have a home to stop at.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

I love jokes about buses.

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.