Buses jokes
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
I love jokes about buses.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
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Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more
Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more