What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
I love jokes about buses
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
