Buses jokes

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

Why do orphans live on buses?

They never have a home to stop at.

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

I love jokes about buses.

What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.

Do your buses run on time?

No, they run on diesel.