Bruce Willis jokes

what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"

What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Neither does he.

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?