Brick house jokes

Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.

A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"

What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

What's blue and bad for your teeth?

A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).

When rejected:

That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.