Brick house jokes
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.