Break up jokes

One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.

How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

Because there was no chemistry...

Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.

I once had a trash can as a girlfriend.

I was ready to break up with her, but all she had to say was, "Please don't dump me!" Then I said, "Sorry, I'm ready to take out the trash."

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.