How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Why did Hitlers girlfriend break up with him, he Hit-ler
I once had a trash can as a girl friend I was ready to break up with her but all she had to say was "please don't dump me" then I said "sorry i'm ready to take out the trash"
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
