Brainrot jokes

Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.

How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.

Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?

Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...

Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.

What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.