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What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.