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What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.

What do lesbians and turtles have in common?

They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)

What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?

They both live long with dry skin.

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make noise after you throw them.

She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.

What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?

They both have a history of separating colors.

What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.

An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.

Who hit the ground first?

The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.