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What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.