Boss Baby jokes

Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.

What does Adam look like?

The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

His mother replies, "The stork brings them."

Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

As a little boy, I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.

The next day my dad tells me, "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."

So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked, "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."

Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."

Baby: "Lmao, same"

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?

You nail its other hand to the floor.