Boron jokes
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 馃槺馃槺 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 馃槼馃槼
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 馃槨馃が - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 馃サ馃ぇ - Finished 馃樄馃 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 馃ザ
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"