Boron jokes

Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?

Because they're so boron!

You know buddy, that is really...

boroning.

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.

what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.