why were you born? because I asked out your mom on accident
Where you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.
yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her face then at her butt and said Twins!
i fucked your mom, that's why i've been paying your life support since you were born
