Borderland jokes

What's a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands.

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says "No Tres passing."

What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?

If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.