Borderland jokes

What's a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands.

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says "No Tres passing."

What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.