Boot jokes

How does an Indian open his car?

"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.

School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??

He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper