Boot jokes

Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.

Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.

He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.

Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.

Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.

Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.

Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂

How does an Indian open his car?

"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.

School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??

He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper