Boner jokes

What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?

My boner.

What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?

My boner.

A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?

- A boner.

What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?

They hit their nose on the wall.

School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.