Bologna jokes
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.