Bologna jokes
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.