Boi jokes

You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?

Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?

You: Uhhhhhhh

Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.

You: Thank God.

Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...

You: *faints*

Girl: Hi (flirt)

Boy: Hi? (reluctant)

Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).

Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.

What do you call a boy in your mom?

Your dad.

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"

"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"

What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?

THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.

Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?

He heard that little boy's pants were half off.

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.

"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.

She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"

"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.

Boy, you gay?

What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?

The baby you just feed nails to.

My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?

"Baaad boy."

(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!