Boi jokes
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
Memes
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
Boy, you gay?
"Baaad boy."
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."