Bluff Jokes

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house looks like.

What did the adopted poker player say?

"Will you raise me?"

A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.

The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"