Bluff jokes
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.