Bluff jokes
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
You add words = bullshit.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.