Bluff jokes
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.