Bluff jokes

A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.

The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house looks like.

What did the adopted poker player say?

"Will you raise me?"

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.

How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.

What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?

Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.