Bluff jokes

A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.

The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house looks like.

What did the adopted poker player say?

"Will you raise me?"

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.

I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, you gotta hand it to her.