Blood Cell jokes
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.
Community talk
My science teacher was being such a retard today he was on my ass for no reason and literally I wasn’t even talking to that bitch when I said why does it look like that (was talking abt a white blood cell) and he said why do u look like that and I said idk why do U look like THAT and he said my dna and I said damn I’d hate to see ur ancestors and he sent me to the office like bitch don’t start stuff u can’t finish