Blondie jokes

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?

Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.

Blondies.

Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.

A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?

The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.