Blondie jokes

A blonde woman with a coach ticket sits in first class on a flight to South America.

A flight attendant asks her to move, but she replies, "I'm blonde and beautiful, and I'm staying here!" The flight attendant tells the pilot, who also tries to move her, but she gives the same answer.

Finally, the co-pilot says, "I've got this, I speak blonde." He whispers in her ear, and she immediately gets up and moves to coach. The others ask what he said. He replies, "I told her first class isn't going to South America."

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?

Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.

Blondies.

Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.

A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?

The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.