I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
Blondies.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
