Black boy jokes

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?

When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?

Because daddy never came back home with the milk.

What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.