Bippity jokes

Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.

Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!

Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!

Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.

Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!

"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"

Bippity Boppity,

Women are property.

"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"

"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"

"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

What do you call a train with bubble gum?

A chew chew train.

Oh man, I'm depressed.

Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.