Bippity jokes

Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.

Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!

Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!

Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.

Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!

"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"

Bippity Boppity,

Women are property.

"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"

"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"

"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards.

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.

What kind of bee can't fly?

A KOBE.