Bippity jokes

Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.

Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!

Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!

Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.

Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!

"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"

Bippity Boppity,

Women are property.

"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"

"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"

"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.