A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
