Biologist

Biologist Jokes

Chemist

A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.

The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.

The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.

The statistician shouts, "We got him!"

Whale

I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.

Difference

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!

Instinct

Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!

Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.