so my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her and she started to cry.So I'd told her a 'single' joke then she said," Go and fucking die you insensitive bitch!". I later said," ugh, fine as your BFF I will break his body for you-happy now?". She said," *sniff* yes".
What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?
They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Who's hitlers best friend? naz me
