Beep jokes

Cargo

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"

"Cargo." "Cargo who?"

"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"

Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?

Because when it beeps, it's him!

Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.

Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.

The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.

A car alarm went to the store.

Cashier: Hello.

Car Alarm: BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAAAMAAHAMAMAMAMAAMHMMMMMMMMAMAMAMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAMMAMMMMMMMMMMM BBEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BWAAAAMAAA!

Cashier: That will be 10 Dollars, sir.

Beep bop beep beep beep beep beep bop beep boop beep boop beep beebeebeep

no thank u for sleeping

beep

Poll

Beep boop bop beep!

RIP I’m stupid as fuck I was picking out an alarm to wake up then resized my stupid headphones are not plugged in. Full volume BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP