Battery Acid jokes

Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?

Battery acid.

What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.