Battery Acid jokes

Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?

Battery acid.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!

Very funny battery joke.

Guess Stephen's batteries died.

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A: A battery has a positive side.