Bass

Bass Jokes

DJ

Why did the DJ go to jail?

Because he dropped the bass too hard!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because they loved dropping BASS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?

Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.

DJ

"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?

He kept dropping the bass."

Orphan

Why can't orphans play softball?

Because they don't know where home base is.

Fish

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.

What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.