Barbershop jokes

Your hairline is so far back it became a case.

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.

Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.

Six Seven went to a barber shop. He asked the barber if he could have the "six seven" cut.

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.