Baked Goods jokes

If you were a food, what would you be?

Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."

Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."

Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."

One day, there were two muffins in an oven. One of the muffins said, "Man, it's hot in here." The other one said, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"

What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?

They are both twisted.

There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"

The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?

What is a rat's favorite dessert?

A chocolate mousse cake.

What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?

Panera Bread.

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.