Baked Goods jokes

I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?

There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"

The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What is a rat's favorite dessert?

A chocolate mousse cake.

I want an almond-flavored biscuit.

In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

Banana bread is cute.

I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!

What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?

They are both twisted.

One day, there were two muffins in an oven. One of the muffins said, "Man, it's hot in here." The other one said, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"

If you were a food, what would you be?

Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."

Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."

Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."