What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke...
I decided to abort.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
Id tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort
