Baby jokes jokes
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke...
I decided to abort.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What did the mom say to the baby?
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Why are babies called bundles of joy?
When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.