Baby jokes jokes

What bounces up and down at 100mph?

A baby tied to the back of a truck.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke...

I decided to abort.

Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.

Dead baby jokes never get old...

I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.

I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.

I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.