Baby jokes jokes

What bounces up and down at 100mph?

A baby tied to the back of a truck.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke...

I decided to abort.

Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.

Dead baby jokes never get old...

I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.

I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.

I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.

Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasn’t strapped in.

what's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop up an onion.

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

His mother replies, "The stork brings them."

Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.