Baaaad jokes

Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.

Son: That’s too baaaaaad!

"Baaad boy."

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

Bunger.

Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.

My mom is bad and my dad is bad.