Awfulness Jokes

First Man: My dog's got no nose. Second Man: How does he smell? First Man: Awful.

Knock knock

whos there?

Police

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes

I told a girl she was cute and she said "aw tysm" how does she know I have that

One day johnny told his dad this girl in his class who liked him he thoe she was cute she sead aw your like candy he doesn't say any thing he sead why don't u think I am sweat like candy little Johnny say well some time I get a tooth ake and it hurt so I stop eating it like I stobed liking u

I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?" to which he responded "No". So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".

So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming"

I know, it's an awful joke.