Assailant jokes

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Woman

  • Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...

    "Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"

    I suppose that was a fair compromise!

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  • Kid

  • Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

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    Rapist

  • What did the rapist say to his victim?

    "Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."

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  • Rape

  • I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

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  • Rape

  • Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

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