Assailant jokes

How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.

Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...

"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"

I suppose that was a fair compromise!

It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

What did the rapist say to his victim?

"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."

I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.