Assailant jokes

Woman

  • Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...

    "Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"

    I suppose that was a fair compromise!

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  • Night

  • I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

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  • Guy

  • Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

    He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

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  • Rape

  • Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

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  • Rape

  • I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

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