Assailant jokes

Rape

How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.

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  • Woman

    Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...

    "Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"

    I suppose that was a fair compromise!

    Sex

    It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.

    Kid

    Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

    Evidence

    If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

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  • Rapist

    What did the rapist say to his victim?

    "Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."

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  • Rape

    I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

    Rape

    Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.

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