Assailant jokes
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.