Asian restaurant jokes

A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.

The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."

So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"

What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?

I'm ta ping it, some ting won.

Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.

What do you call an Asian receptionist?

Tai Ping.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.

I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.