Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore? He didn't have the heart to put into it.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Two artists had an art contest. -- It ended in a draw.
