Gallery jokes

The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.

I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?

The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

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So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.