Are jokes
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: π
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Three Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them, and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand.
The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him.
The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy, so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied, "It didn't tickle at all. I laughed at the sight [of] the third guy was bringing over a pineapple."
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we donβt feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.