Architect jokes
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0