Arceus jokes

What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?

Arrrrrr-ceus!

What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

"Pikachu, I choose you!"